On Ghomeshi Vexation & An Old White Man’s Discoveries in Chinatown
On The Mayor Of Hell And Trump Love Found On The Granville Strip
On Strathcona Assholery And Changing Laws To Allow Alcohol In Public
On Millennials Fleeing The City & The Winning Atmosphere At Earls
On Crashing Cop Cars & Condo Developers Starting To Eat Each Other
On First World Problems And Saving Seats On The Bus For The Premier
On LNG Shills, Bird Porn, Cultural Loss & Dumping Piss To End Debates
On Going Bananas On The Drive & Earthquakes Ruining Everything
On Our Cruel Joke Of A Rental Market & Stupid Ideas From West Van
On Oppressed Maserati Drivers And The Politics Of Screwing Citizens
On Dismantling Dunbar And Thousands Getting Stoned At The Beach
On PNE Porn Shoots And The Temptations Of Life On Commercial Drive
On Political Optics & The Hilarious Tremblings Of Outraged West Siders
On Tight Pink Sweaters And Building Skyscrapers In West Point Grey
On Bullshit Ivy League Wannabes & Civic Prejudice Against Families
On Evasive Mathematics And Heroic Developers Coming To The Rescue
On The Hunt For Pretty Dicks And A Local Newspaper That Won’t Fail
On Cactus Club Reviews And Wrecking Holidays With Clickbait Bullshit
On Media Trolling For Assfish And Suspicious Middle Eastern Dudes
On Assholes With Pepper Spray & Canada Selling Arms To Saudi Arabia
On Cultural Hegemony And Xenophobic Affections For The Homeless
On Surviving The Great Tweetquake And Shuttling Scared Tech Nerds
On Poetic Appropriation, Street Sweeps, And Burning Down The House
On Alberta Playing Itself And Spending The Night On Grouse Mountain
On Imminent Cat Cafes And Banning Trump From Unceded Territories
On Slumlord Millionaires & The Fraser Institute Sucking Koch For Cash
On Trouser Turtles And Hating Works Of Art That Go Over Our Heads
On Love Letters To East Van And The Curse Of The Violent Douchebag
On Kinky Parties, Surrey Drug Deals, And The Big Mysteries Of Uranus
On Marijuana Overdoses And Cleansing The DTES For Incoming Condos
On Trading Refugees For Xenophobes & Picking Up After Racoon Dogs
On Alberta Surfers And Kingsgate Mall Not Being Weird In The Least
On Hip Hop Hilarity And The Future Condos Of The Downtown Eastside
On Jumping Off Ferries And Racism Getting The Best Of A Class Issue
On New Kibble For Rabid Sinophobes And Wizards Dethroning Donnelly
On Old Viaducts And Bob Rennie Getting A Sandwich Named After Him
On The Left’s Future And Dreaming Out Loud Of Clark Replacing Harper
On Jose Bautista Is Lord And Mighty Harper Being Bested By A Haircut
On Strategic Voting And Killing Trees In The Name Of Limitless Luxury
On Hardcore Spin Class And Celebrating The Very Worst Of Vancouver
On Armchair Architects And Not Fearing Gastown’s Retail Biker Gang
On Selling The Water On Mars & The Slow Americanisation Of Canada
On Fear Mongering, Slut Shaming, And Howling “Old Stock” Canadians
On Harper Kicking Dogs, Wayne Regretzky, And Twerking With Wolves
On Strathcona’s Tomato Thieves And Our Politicians Being Total Goofs
On Instagram Angst And Creating Refugees In Order To Save Refugees
On Treasonous Tunes & Bitching To BC Hydro At The End Of The World
On Love Lock Silliness And The Delusions Of The Conservative Mind
On The Glorious Rage Of Harper Fanatics & The Apathy Of Slacktivists
On Blaming The Bible & Living Large In A Van Nowhere Near The River
On Harper’s Follies And An Alternative To Diner En Blanc At Crab Park
On Terrible Parents And The Endangered Young Conservative Species
On Commercial Drive’s Rebellion And Dropping The Writ Like It’s Hot
On The Shrinking World Of Grumpy Old Bigots & Conservative Robots
On Terror Quotas & City Planners Who Don’t Sell Condos For A Living
On Destroying Worlds & Restricting Water Use For Aesthetic Purposes
On Greasy Statues And The Police Making Discoveries On The DTES
On Outlet Mall Silliness And How Harper Will Defeat The Lizard Prince
On Bad Cops And Absent Leaders In The Cold Heart Of The Greediverse
On Doomed Plebiscites & Breathing In The Smoke Of Climate Change
On Sticky Arrests And Taking Pride In Our Indifference To Patriotism
On Dreading The News, Hipster Beard Growth, And Reliable Leviticus
On Weed’s Big Enemies & Christy Clark Making A Total Ass Of Herself
On Corporate Yoga Wank Fests & The Eerie Fascism Of “Crafted Living”
On Continued Corporate Assholery & Banning Bob Rennie’s Big Mouth
On Transit Cop Asshats & Building A Bonfire For Vancouver’s Vanities
On The Coming Of Stab Night And The Weird Morons Who Govern Us
On Dead Ravers And PM Harper’s Clever Plans For Eternal Domination
On Harper’s Follies And Whistler Moving To Alienate Australian Youth
On Drum Circle Doulas & Calling Out Asshole Misogynist Neanderthals
On Main Street Turds & Dropping F-Bombs Instead Of Actual Bombs
On Fearing Fear Itself & Moving Our Marginalized Beyond The Margins
On Right Wingers Being Stupid & Keeping The Destitute At A Distance
On Marred Protests And The Premier Bribing God To Save Our Children
On Weeding Out Stupid Politicians & NIMBYs Against Naked Children
On Ziplines, Skateparks, And Secret Treasures Hidden Under Glaciers
On Bequeathing Political Folly And Not Punishing Poor People As Much
On Fanning Chinatown’s Flames And Vancouver Not Being So Awesome
On Squishing Squamish And Doing Our Utmost To Avoid Training Nazis
On Scary Newspapers And Affluent Young People Saving Vancouver
On Cops Not Shooting People & Making Strathcona Safe For Condos
On Learning From Fuel Spills And Reading Karl Rove’s Toxic Playbook
On Getting In Fights At Republic & Harper Using Students As Props
On Accidental Pagan Fire Rituals And Crucifying Bad Taste Over Easter
On Canada’s Faltering Economy And Turning Hospitals Into Condos
On Wars Your Kids Will Pay For & Spreading Blame For Canada’s Ills
On The Return Of The X-Files And Power-Tripping Coppers Gone Wild
On Silly Politicians And The Movie Tastes Of Broken Heroin Addicts
On Destroying The East Village And Fudging The Homeless Numbers
On Plebiscite-Worthy Expenditures & Batshit Crazy Conservatives
On Unwanted Murderers & The Impressive Bravery Of Nickleback Fans
On Canada’s Tea Party And Being Deathly Afraid Of Sony Walkmans
On Ridiculing Pick-Up Artists And Failing Miserably At Social Media
On The Desperation Of Cuddlers & Jimmy-Rigging The Referendum
On Strip Joints, Well Fed Compost Bins And The Great Port Fire Of 2015
On Punishing Students & Winning The War Against The Burb Panzer
On The Doomed Ideas Of Rich Kids And Getting Duped Out Of A Subway
On Threatening Malls And Horrible Ideas For Aboriginal Education
On Anti-Mutant NIMBYs And The RCMP’s Love For Environmentalists
On Starving Translink CEOs & Thumbs Down For Throne Speeches