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On Ghomeshi Vexation & An Old White Man’s Discoveries in Chinatown

On The Mayor Of Hell And Trump Love Found On The Granville Strip

On Strathcona Assholery And Changing Laws To Allow Alcohol In Public

On Millennials Fleeing The City & The Winning Atmosphere At Earls

On Crashing Cop Cars & Condo Developers Starting To Eat Each Other

On First World Problems And Saving Seats On The Bus For The Premier

On LNG Shills, Bird Porn, Cultural Loss & Dumping Piss To End Debates

On Going Bananas On The Drive & Earthquakes Ruining Everything

On Our Cruel Joke Of A Rental Market & Stupid Ideas From West Van

On Oppressed Maserati Drivers And The Politics Of Screwing Citizens

On Dismantling Dunbar And Thousands Getting Stoned At The Beach

On PNE Porn Shoots And The Temptations Of Life On Commercial Drive

On Political Optics & The Hilarious Tremblings Of Outraged West Siders

On Tight Pink Sweaters And Building Skyscrapers In West Point Grey

On Bullshit Ivy League Wannabes & Civic Prejudice Against Families

On Evasive Mathematics And Heroic Developers Coming To The Rescue

On The Hunt For Pretty Dicks And A Local Newspaper That Won’t Fail

On Cactus Club Reviews And Wrecking Holidays With Clickbait Bullshit

On Media Trolling For Assfish And Suspicious Middle Eastern Dudes

On Assholes With Pepper Spray & Canada Selling Arms To Saudi Arabia

On Cultural Hegemony And Xenophobic Affections For The Homeless

On Surviving The Great Tweetquake And Shuttling Scared Tech Nerds

On Poetic Appropriation, Street Sweeps, And Burning Down The House

On Alberta Playing Itself And Spending The Night On Grouse Mountain

On Imminent Cat Cafes And Banning Trump From Unceded Territories

On Slumlord Millionaires & The Fraser Institute Sucking Koch For Cash

On Trouser Turtles And Hating Works Of Art That Go Over Our Heads

On Love Letters To East Van And The Curse Of The Violent Douchebag

On Kinky Parties, Surrey Drug Deals, And The Big Mysteries Of Uranus

On Marijuana Overdoses And Cleansing The DTES For Incoming Condos

On Trading Refugees For Xenophobes & Picking Up After Racoon Dogs

On Alberta Surfers And Kingsgate Mall Not Being Weird In The Least

On Hip Hop Hilarity And The Future Condos Of The Downtown Eastside

On Jumping Off Ferries And Racism Getting The Best Of A Class Issue

On New Kibble For Rabid Sinophobes And Wizards Dethroning Donnelly

On Old Viaducts And Bob Rennie Getting A Sandwich Named After Him

On The Left’s Future And Dreaming Out Loud Of Clark Replacing Harper

On Jose Bautista Is Lord And Mighty Harper Being Bested By A Haircut

On Strategic Voting And Killing Trees In The Name Of Limitless Luxury

On Hardcore Spin Class And Celebrating The Very Worst Of Vancouver

On Armchair Architects And Not Fearing Gastown’s Retail Biker Gang

On Selling The Water On Mars & The Slow Americanisation Of Canada

On Fear Mongering, Slut Shaming, And Howling “Old Stock” Canadians

On Harper Kicking Dogs, Wayne Regretzky, And Twerking With Wolves

On Strathcona’s Tomato Thieves And Our Politicians Being Total Goofs

On Instagram Angst And Creating Refugees In Order To Save Refugees

On Treasonous Tunes & Bitching To BC Hydro At The End Of The World

On Love Lock Silliness And The Delusions Of The Conservative Mind

On The Glorious Rage Of Harper Fanatics & The Apathy Of Slacktivists

On Blaming The Bible & Living Large In A Van Nowhere Near The River

On Harper’s Follies And An Alternative To Diner En Blanc At Crab Park

On Terrible Parents And The Endangered Young Conservative Species

On Commercial Drive’s Rebellion And Dropping The Writ Like It’s Hot

On The Shrinking World Of Grumpy Old Bigots & Conservative Robots

On Terror Quotas & City Planners Who Don’t Sell Condos For A Living

On Destroying Worlds & Restricting Water Use For Aesthetic Purposes

On Greasy Statues And The Police Making Discoveries On The DTES

On Outlet Mall Silliness And How Harper Will Defeat The Lizard Prince

On Bad Cops And Absent Leaders In The Cold Heart Of The Greediverse

On Doomed Plebiscites & Breathing In The Smoke Of Climate Change

On Sticky Arrests And Taking Pride In Our Indifference To Patriotism

On Dreading The News, Hipster Beard Growth, And Reliable Leviticus

On Weed’s Big Enemies & Christy Clark Making A Total Ass Of Herself

On Corporate Yoga Wank Fests & The Eerie Fascism Of “Crafted Living”

On Continued Corporate Assholery & Banning Bob Rennie’s Big Mouth

On Transit Cop Asshats & Building A Bonfire For Vancouver’s Vanities

On The Coming Of Stab Night And The Weird Morons Who Govern Us

On Dead Ravers And PM Harper’s Clever Plans For Eternal Domination

On Harper’s Follies And Whistler Moving To Alienate Australian Youth

On Drum Circle Doulas & Calling Out Asshole Misogynist Neanderthals

On Main Street Turds & Dropping F-Bombs Instead Of Actual Bombs

On Fearing Fear Itself & Moving Our Marginalized Beyond The Margins

On Right Wingers Being Stupid & Keeping The Destitute At A Distance

On Marred Protests And The Premier Bribing God To Save Our Children

On Weeding Out Stupid Politicians & NIMBYs Against Naked Children

On Ziplines, Skateparks, And Secret Treasures Hidden Under Glaciers

On Bequeathing Political Folly And Not Punishing Poor People As Much

On Fanning Chinatown’s Flames And Vancouver Not Being So Awesome

On Squishing Squamish And Doing Our Utmost To Avoid Training Nazis

On Scary Newspapers And Affluent Young People Saving Vancouver

On Cops Not Shooting People & Making Strathcona Safe For Condos

On Learning From Fuel Spills And Reading Karl Rove’s Toxic Playbook

On Getting In Fights At Republic & Harper Using Students As Props

On Accidental Pagan Fire Rituals And Crucifying Bad Taste Over Easter

On Canada’s Faltering Economy And Turning Hospitals Into Condos

On Wars Your Kids Will Pay For & Spreading Blame For Canada’s Ills

On The Return Of The X-Files And Power-Tripping Coppers Gone Wild

On Silly Politicians And The Movie Tastes Of Broken Heroin Addicts

On Destroying The East Village And Fudging The Homeless Numbers

On Plebiscite-Worthy Expenditures & Batshit Crazy Conservatives

On Unwanted Murderers & The Impressive Bravery Of Nickleback Fans

On Canada’s Tea Party And Being Deathly Afraid Of Sony Walkmans

On Ridiculing Pick-Up Artists And Failing Miserably At Social Media

On The Desperation Of Cuddlers & Jimmy-Rigging The Referendum

On Strip Joints, Well Fed Compost Bins And The Great Port Fire Of 2015

On Punishing Students & Winning The War Against The Burb Panzer

On The Doomed Ideas Of Rich Kids And Getting Duped Out Of A Subway

On Threatening Malls And Horrible Ideas For Aboriginal Education

On Anti-Mutant NIMBYs And The RCMP’s Love For Environmentalists

On Starving Translink CEOs & Thumbs Down For Throne Speeches