On Silver Spoon Imperiousness and Trying Not to Look Like Cheech & Chong

In his latest read of the news headlines, Sean finds a different definition for austerity and learns about the coming pot crackdown.

On Facebook Shenanigans and Electing the People Who Are Part of the Problem

In Sean Orr's latest read of the news headlines, he finds a mayoral race full of fiends and local cops doing dumb things.

On Voting For Babies and Picking Fights With People Who Drink Juice

In his latest read of the news headlines, Sean Orr wonders at the mayoral race and people who defend the real estate market.

On Brutal Rent Increases and Sharing the Silly Opinions of Washed Up Hockey Players

In his latest read of the news headlines, Sean Orr wonders at mass despair and is reminded of the revolutionary fate of landlords.

On the Danger of ‘Helmetless Hipsters’ and Billing Oil Companies for Forest Fires

In his latest read of the news headlines, Sean Orr finds the local paper investigating stickers and a cop getting out of hand.

On Shady Backroom Giveaways and the Trouble With Protecting Second Period Leads

In his latest read of the news headlines, Sean doesn't get his hopes up over a court ruling and laments an ironic death at WCB.

On Coin Operated Street Lamps and Smoking Out the Joys of Summer

In Sean Orr's latest read of the news headlines, he finds Doug Ford being thick as bricks and wildfire smoke making people stupid.

On Indelicate Discourse and the Soulless Corporate Vampire Sucking Vancouver Dry

In his latest read of the headlines, Sean Orr wonders at Vancouver vs. Airbnb, political wannabes and frozen wages.

On Sympathy for Bigfoot Convictions and Throwing Rocks at the Wildfire Smoke

Sean Orr's latest read of the news headlines finds vile personal insults and people playing the blame game with BC's wildfires.

On Dumb Mayoral Candidates and ‘Dîner en Blanc’ Being the Bad Joke Some Never Got

In his latest read of the news headlines, Sean Orr finds smoke in his lungs and the hot millennial trend of never-ending labour.

On Capitalist Vegan Invasions and Finally Waking From Vancouver’s ‘Liveable’ Dream

In his latest read of the news headlines, Sean Orr wonders at Vancouver's bruised ego and opines on local ambassador candidates.

On Canadian Smugness and Saving Statues of Racists for Pigeons to Crap On

In his latest read of the news headlines, Sean Orr gets an orca update and hears about amateur tyranny in Ontario.

On Kid Gloves for Slumlords and Boomers Lamenting the Millennial Work Ethic

In his latest read of the news headlines, Sean Orr sees bagel-making woes and the unextinguished campfires of Kinder Morgan.

On Flipping Trump Tower and Waving Your Orcas in the Air Like You Just Don’t Care

Sean Orr's latest read of the news headlines elicits biblical references and ties Seth Rogen to the day everything became nothing.

On Active Bystanding and Making Life Even Harder For People Without Homes

In his latest read of the news headlines, Sean Orr laments media complicity and gets wind of some silliness back east.

On Pushing for Rent Controls and Speaking the Language of Late Capitalism

Sean's latest read of the news headlines sees memories of demonstrations past and seniors living with "too much house".

On Morons Messing With Health Care and the Successful Marketing of Nickelback

In his latest read of the news headlines, Sean Orr finds a terrible photoshop job and our government giving in to fear mongers.

On Making Life Harder for Buskers and Calling 911 Like It’s Customer Service

In his latest read of the news headlines, Sean Orr finds musicians getting the shaft and view corridors getting damned.

On Whipping Up Loathing and Animals Now Doing Their Very Best to Avoid Us

A read of the news headlines has Sean Orr wondering at the escape plans of the rich and the election being a referendum on capitalism.

On Bad Mural Ideas and Weed’s Unlikely Future of Paying Off Politicians

In his latest read of the news headlines, Sean Orr grapples with murderous advocations and things rich people say to poor people.

On Bad Acid Trips, Casinos Always Winning and Refusing to Serve Trump Supporters

Sean Orr's latest read of the news headlines returns with shadowy tycoons, shameless politicians, brave protestors and dumb decisions.

On Canada’s Complicity and Art Gallery Owners Doing Amusing Things

Sean Orr's latest read of the headlines draws our attentions to giant drug spoons and cute Canadian responses to the USA acting horribly.

On Left-Wing Agreements in Principle and Mercenaries for the Millionaire Class

Sean Orr's latest read of the local headlines wonders at another Ford victory and peacocks doing their feathered best against excess.

On Having Pity for Point Grey and Canada Buying Blockbuster the Year Netflix Took Off

Sean's latest read of the news headlines finds heroes and villains in Point Grey and Trudeau buying a bag of magic beans.

On Dishwashing in the Woods and the Misunderstood Power of Fairy Dust

In his latest read of the headlines, Sean is reminded of how screwed Millennials are how BC was always going to mess up marijuana.

On More Feet Washing Ashore and Flinging All the Feces at Tim Hortons

Sean Orr's latest read of the local headlines finds parking meters accepting tips (satire) and more outrage from mouth breathers.

On Pillars of Altruism, the Price of Unity and Crashing the Housing Market

In his latest read of the local headlines, Sean listens to more whining from the over-privileged and gives credit to clergy for courage.

On Amazonian Pee Breaks and the Comedy of Rich Blowhards Decrying Class Warfare

In his latest read of the news headlines, Sean Orr finds out about abused feral peacocks (and also about some colourful birds in Surrey).