On Dishwashing in the Woods and the Misunderstood Power of Fairy Dust

In his latest read of the headlines, Sean is reminded of how screwed Millennials are how BC was always going to mess up marijuana.

On More Feet Washing Ashore and Flinging All the Feces at Tim Hortons

Sean Orr's latest read of the local headlines finds parking meters accepting tips (satire) and more outrage from mouth breathers.

On Pillars of Altruism, the Price of Unity and Crashing the Housing Market

In his latest read of the local headlines, Sean listens to more whining from the over-privileged and gives credit to clergy for courage.

On Amazonian Pee Breaks and the Comedy of Rich Blowhards Decrying Class Warfare

In his latest read of the news headlines, Sean Orr finds out about abused feral peacocks (and also about some colourful birds in Surrey).

On the Terrors of Toxic Masculinity and Cops Not Pulling Triggers

The latest read of the headlines has Sean wondering about the minimum wage hike and how cauldrons brew in echo chambers.

On Inventing National Interests and Rolling Up Into a Tiny Ball to Think About Your Life

In his latest read of the news headlines, Sean antagonizes other provinces and imagines reading the constitution in an Ottawa basement.

On the Spaces Between Laughably Shallow Bluster and Wildly Divisive Rhetoric

A read of recent news headlines has Sean opining on Mayoral candidates and trying to make sense of Notley's chess game.

On Beggar-Related Matters and the Persistent Stupidity of Prohibitionists

In the latest scan of the headlines, Sean sees bad April Fool's jokes and gawks at the political intersection of cruelty and incompetence.

On Hogging All the Coffee Shop Wi-Fi and Never Mind the Suicidal Seniors

In his latest read of the news headlines, Sean Orr laments lazy and jingoistic journalism and seeks to radicalize construction workers...

On Pepperoni with Cheese and Luridly Retro Ideas on What It Means to Be a Man

Sean Orr's latest read of the headlines shows pizza giants hedging pipeline bets and the whiny hegemonies of privilege and testosterone.

On Entitled Woes, Blue Collar Millionaires and Homeless Trans Am Totems

Sean Orr's latest read of the headlines sees Ontario making a mess of things, the CBC doing the right thing and Alberta being silly again.

On David Suzuki’s Late Revelation and Pleading with Millennials to Destroy Us All

Sean Orr's latest read of the news headlines finds landlords on the loose, local Trump douchery, the high costs of 4/20 and more.

On Empty Homes, Crashed Lamborghinis and Paying Less Than the Minimum Wage

A read of the local headlines reveals Albertans whining about stuff, the Mayor taking credit he doesn't deserve, and so much more.

On Predicting Budgets and Speculation Being Vancouver’s Best Hope

This read of the day's news reveals anticipation of the provincial budget, a double-fisted curling husband and questionable a Canuck move.

On Selling Military Helicopters to Murderers and Everything You Love Being Eaten Alive

In Sean Orr's latest read of the headlines, we find our Prime Minister being silly and Prairie dwellers wanting to kill trespassers.

On Campfire Knife Fights and Albertans Equating Crude With Cabernet

In his latest read of the local headlines, Sean Orr finds a mysterious pants arch, revisits slumlords and yearns for Trudeau's yoga.

On Bulldozing the Granville Strip and the Cowardly Political Scramble for the Exits

Sean Orr's latest read of the local headlines focuses on a few bad ideas, some good ones, and all sort of shitty things on fire.

On Blaming Restaurants For Everything and Building a Real Estate Casino for Condo Kings

Local dishwasher Sean Orr briefs us on recent Vancouver headlines while on tour with his band in the California wilds.

On Schooling Chip Wilson and Downloading the Death Rattles of Late Capitalism

A read of recent headlines teases our sketchy future as an idiot-infested tech hub and reveals some interesting ideas to reclaim the city.

On Ending the Grizzly Hunt and Infiltrating Point Grey’s Mansion Zone

A read of the local headlines reveals Site C reactions, suicidal seniors and Seattle getting an NHL team, among other harrowing yarns.

On The City’s Idea of “Affordable Rent” and Paying For Political Cowardice

A read of the local headlines reveals a proposal to legalise eating people, high rents and a deep dogpile of Site C Dam grief.

On Marpole’s Protestors and The City Struggling to Wake From 10 Year Slumber in Developer’s Bed

A scan of the headlines reveals a broken corporate media and politicians worrying if legal weed will lead to a communist revolution.

On the Righteousness of Beer and the Consequences of Beserker Billionaires

Sean Orr wants a local beer brewed for anti-fascists and learns of a Canadian politician who thinks weed is as bad as fentanyl.

On Developers Stomping Feet and Doubting that Vancouver is Awesome

A read of the local headlines finds Burb Panzers on fire, bad decisions abounding and plenty of self-serving bullshit.

On Boondoggles and Seeking Treatment for Vancouver’s Infectious Superficiality

A read of the local headlines reveals bad drivers, horrible politicians and vacuous yearnings in the shallows.

On Childish Nincompoops and Vancouver’s Growing Inability To Staff Itself

Sean Orr's latest read of the local headlines reveals a labour shortage and the Millennium Falcon in Surrey.

On Nude Oil Workers and Visual Metaphors for Tax Evasion

Sean Orr looks at the latest headlines and discovers satirical pitches, shallow sports cars, politics as usual and a mountain of garbage.

On Glorifyiing Tree Planters and Outing Airbnb Hosts Breaking The Law

A quick scan of the local headlines suggests we're slowly getting better at satire and that it's still really hard to find affordable housing.