On Politicians Expressing Their Wokeness and Grandpa’s Thoughts on Millennials

In his latest read of the news headlines, Sean Orr chides a local broadcaster and wonders at conservatives going fact-free.

On Luxurious Losses and the Downtown Eastside Somehow Still ‘Shocking’ Newspapers

In his latest read of the news headlines, Sean Orr learns of Olympic promises and how hard it can be to pretend to be poor.

On Throwing Shade and It Being So Much Easier to Blame Everything on Foreigners

In his latest read of the news headlines, Sean Orr scans boring housing arguments and wonders at the worth of referendums.

On the Rules Not Applying to Drake and Developers Seeing Vancouver as a Blank Canvas

In his latest read of the news headlines, Sean Orr gets wind of failed hashtags and the world being a better place without the rich.

On Negotiating With Slumlords and Powerful British Columbians Afraid of Losing Power

In his latest read of the news headlines, Sean Orr wonders at the Pro Rep's "No" side and some architectural history in Japantown.

On Revolutionary Memes and Conservatives Capturing the Teen Vogue Vote

In his latest read of the news headlines, Sean Orr ponders Trump's end and wonders at Trudeau's lack of political courage.

On Instagrammers Be Damned and Blaming Millennials for Low Voter Turnout

In his latest read of the news headlines, Sean Orr wonders at the election results and tries to spend Jeff Bezos' money.

On the Stupidity of Hate Groups and the Government Being a Terrible Drug Dealer

In his latest read of the news headlines, Sean gets entangled in the legal weed rollout and wonders at the possibility of rent control.

On Spoiled Rich Kids Assaulting Cops and Old White Dudes Burning Down the House

In his latest read of the news headlines, Sean Orr gets glimpses of a seething crassness that boils beyond the gleaming glass facade.

On Staying in School and Wealthy Singles Who Are Disgusted by Poor People

In his latest read of the news headlines, Sean Orr looks at the Schoolhouse Squat and the latest example of Peak Vancouver.

On Cheap Transit Passes and the Happiest Day in Christy Clark’s Life

In his latest read of the news headlines, Sean Orr wonders at police misconduct and making the feeding of homeless people a crime.

On the Trouble With Cruise Ships and Canada Getting Played by a One Trick Pony

In his latest read of the news headlines, Sean Orr learns about "eskimo tags" and the marriage of two ice hockey captains.

On the Things Being Done to Dolls Now and Developers Behaving Like Babies

In his latest read of the news headlines, Sean Orr considers the many sides of populism and the bad things politicians do after politics.

On Real Estate Investors in Hiding and Wondering if Trump Has a Trudeau Pee Tape

In his latest read of the news headlines, Sean Orr finds Trudeau signing on to silliness and the NPA blaming the Russians.

On Silver Spoon Imperiousness and Trying Not to Look Like Cheech & Chong

In his latest read of the news headlines, Sean finds a different definition for austerity and learns about the coming pot crackdown.

On Facebook Shenanigans and Electing the People Who Are Part of the Problem

In Sean Orr's latest read of the news headlines, he finds a mayoral race full of fiends and local cops doing dumb things.

On Voting For Babies and Picking Fights With People Who Drink Juice

In his latest read of the news headlines, Sean Orr wonders at the mayoral race and people who defend the real estate market.

On Brutal Rent Increases and Sharing the Silly Opinions of Washed Up Hockey Players

In his latest read of the news headlines, Sean Orr wonders at mass despair and is reminded of the revolutionary fate of landlords.

On the Danger of ‘Helmetless Hipsters’ and Billing Oil Companies for Forest Fires

In his latest read of the news headlines, Sean Orr finds the local paper investigating stickers and a cop getting out of hand.

On Shady Backroom Giveaways and the Trouble With Protecting Second Period Leads

In his latest read of the news headlines, Sean doesn't get his hopes up over a court ruling and laments an ironic death at WCB.

On Coin Operated Street Lamps and Smoking Out the Joys of Summer

In Sean Orr's latest read of the news headlines, he finds Doug Ford being thick as bricks and wildfire smoke making people stupid.

On Indelicate Discourse and the Soulless Corporate Vampire Sucking Vancouver Dry

In his latest read of the headlines, Sean Orr wonders at Vancouver vs. Airbnb, political wannabes and frozen wages.

On Sympathy for Bigfoot Convictions and Throwing Rocks at the Wildfire Smoke

Sean Orr's latest read of the news headlines finds vile personal insults and people playing the blame game with BC's wildfires.

On Dumb Mayoral Candidates and ‘Dîner en Blanc’ Being the Bad Joke Some Never Got

In his latest read of the news headlines, Sean Orr finds smoke in his lungs and the hot millennial trend of never-ending labour.

On Capitalist Vegan Invasions and Finally Waking From Vancouver’s ‘Liveable’ Dream

In his latest read of the news headlines, Sean Orr wonders at Vancouver's bruised ego and opines on local ambassador candidates.

On Canadian Smugness and Saving Statues of Racists for Pigeons to Crap On

In his latest read of the news headlines, Sean Orr gets an orca update and hears about amateur tyranny in Ontario.

On Kid Gloves for Slumlords and Boomers Lamenting the Millennial Work Ethic

In his latest read of the news headlines, Sean Orr sees bagel-making woes and the unextinguished campfires of Kinder Morgan.

On Flipping Trump Tower and Waving Your Orcas in the Air Like You Just Don’t Care

Sean Orr's latest read of the news headlines elicits biblical references and ties Seth Rogen to the day everything became nothing.