Amuse Douche

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Amuse Douche | Person/Sobriquet | A first impression of any server or bartender who behaves unprofessionally (ie. like a dick) to customers from the moment they sit down.

Usage | “See that asshole in the suspenders with the curly moustache? That’s the Amuse Douche who tried to hit on me after he couldn’t remember the specials last night…”

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