Shitcident

shitcident

Shitcident | Phenomenon | Working and living in Gastown make you prone to shitcidents, those run-ins with unfortunately all too common piles of human feces in back alleys. Also called Blood Alley Specials, they can really ruin your day.

Usage: “Graham took the bottles out and unknowingly set the crate down in human shit. Now it’s all over his shirt so we have to send him home. What a shitcident…”

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