Condom Lady, The

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Condom Lady | Nickname | Usually seen around The Cambie and bedecked in colourful attire, the Condom Lady (aka “Bunny”) roams the streets handing out condoms and warnings about the repercussions of unsafe sex. photo: Ty Snaden

Usage: “I think the Condom Lady is some sort of magical fairy because she gave me a condom and I got laid for the first time in months…”

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  1. I was given condoms by this lady and gave them to a friend because I thought I wouldn’t need them. One month later I asked for them back and ended up losing my virginity. This woman is legend. She carries good luck.

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