Tip Boner

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Tip Boner | Restaurant Slang | The anticipatory excitement a restaurant server feels whenever a table orders a lot of expensive items (thereby increasing the size of his/her tip).

Usage: “Table 55 just ordered their fifth bottle of Sassicaia. I have such a raging tip boner!”

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