Puddle Vision

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Puddle Vision | Social/Phenomenon | The act (or art) of ignoring and avoiding things – especially surprise human interactions – in the rain.

Usage: “Never ask a Vancouverite with puddle vision for directions. Their innate desire to help combined with their natural gift for avoidance could give them a fatal aneurysm…”explore-the-lexicon

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