No Fun Piano

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No Fun Piano | Token/Phenomenon | Any playable piano placed in a very public place by a civic government desperate to combat its culturally-hamstrung No Fun City image.

Usage: “I saw one of the construction workers outside the new loft development in Chinatown playing ‘chopsticks’ on the No Fun Piano…”explore-the-lexicon

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