Home Ownership

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Home Ownership | Myth | What two generations of Vancouverites currently feel they’ll probably miss out on.

Usage: “My husband and I work our asses off but we’ll likely only see home ownership after we witness a small army of real estate marketers face-fellate a herd of unicorns…”

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