Douche Barge

Douche Barge | Slang | Any party boat cranking loud (invariably terrible) music that anchors or cruises within earshot of the city’s coastline.

Usage: “I went to Wreck today but had to leave because a fucking Douche Barge was totally harshing my mellow…” explore-the-lexicon

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