Chocolate Fuck Up

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Chocolate Fuck Up | Delicacy | An aesthetically imperfect dessert that restaurant staff get to eat because the pastry chef is too proud to send it out to a paying customer. It could be anything from a slice of cheesecake with a raggedy corner to a leaky tiramisu. They are violently pounced up as soon as they are announced.

Usage: “Damn it! I got a Chocolate Fuck Up over here if anybody…holy shit settle down!”explore-the-lexicon

 

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