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TEA & TWO SLICES: On Locally Sourced Strippers And Reality Is A Ride On The Bus

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by Sean Orr | Post Media? More like Post Hoc Media: Eco-scaremongering fuels pipeline phobia. Count the logical fallacies in this Jon Ferry column… “I’ve wondered why they engender such hatred” (appeal to emotion); “Canadians have been building natural-gas and oil pipelines since the mid-1850s” (that one is called argumentum ad antiquitatem); “This puts the Merritt spill of two barrels of light crude into perspective” (Yeah? To really put things into perspective, I shall now dump two barrels of crude oil into Jon Ferry’s morning coffee); “Even sleeping, after all, involves some risk” (classic Red Herring); and finally, ad hominem: With your attitude, I’m surprised you have any (friends).

It’s not about the amount of oil spilled – or so the soft argument goes – it’s about an industry that has failed to win over the confidence of the majority through a series of accidents. Hmm, let’s just see if I can find an example…Alberta Faces New Major Spill. That took all of about 1.8 seconds.

More spectacularly class-based xenophobia from Hush Magazine: WTF Vancouver – Traumatic transit edition. I’ll leave this one to Chi Pig of SNFU:

There’s a man to my left
Who’s got a stump for a hand
I’m staring into a giant cyst
Growing on the face of a Chinese man
Reality is a ride on the bus

Mayors these days: Montreal mayor faces 14 charges including conspiracy, fraud. But yeah, our mayor is awful because he put in some bike lanes.

Only in Vancouver: Strip Club Adopts Locally-Sourced Menu, Doubles Sales. Brings new meaning to the phrase ‘local talent’.

After blowing up on twitter, Mohinder finally breaks the mainstream: More than 100 East Vancouver properties targeted by viral “Mohinder” tag. Before there was Mohinder there was Alex G.

Best name in the news today: Rikter Pop. Abbotsford homeless man rescued from fire.

On Ken Sim’s So-Called “Swagger” and ABC’S Class War

Sean Orr is back from his hiatus with a rundown of the local headlines that have been running on a ticker tape through his mind over the past six months...

On Post-Election Recuperation, Platform Paradoxes and Refund Communities

In his latest read of the local news headlines, Sean Orr finds irony in "safety, affordability, and sustainability", and shouts out a bunch of amazing local organizations working on the frontlines.

On Running for City Council, Playing Whack-a-Mole with Homelessness, and the Public Washroom Deficit

In his latest read of the local news headlines, Sean Orr finds a park ranger with a grudge, a gross misuse of air quotes and Tripadvisor slander.

On Living in a City Preoccupied with Street Cleaning, Chandeliers, and Campaigns Against the Homeless

In his latest read of the local news headlines, Sean Orr hones in on the recent Langley shootings, and the ongoing criminalizing and dehumanizing of the homeless population.