SMOKE BREAK #1020: Portland Physicist Invents Oreo Separator (Because Portland)

February 26, 2013.

So what if he’s participating in a Nabisco marketing campaign? Hats off to Portland artist/physicist/writer David Neevel for living the dream with a robot-controlling moustache. Enjoy your cream-free Oreos, sir!

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