Elbow Room

Elbow Room | Place | A breakfast joint on Davie Street that serves up a side of verbal abuse with its bacon and eggs. Do you enjoy being called a “bitch” by an aging gay man? Then this is your place! Want coffee? Get it yourself, dumbass. Substitutions? Nope. Didn’t finish your food? Make a donation to loving spoonful.

Usage: “I heard Tom Waits was upset that he didn’t get abused at The Elbow Room.”explore-the-lexicon

 

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