SMOKE BREAK #1019: Highly Anticipated “Google Glass” Product Teased For Testing

February 20, 2013.


I’m totally besotted by this video. It depicts real-world footage from Google’s highly anticipated Glass, the camera-equipped eyeglasses that run on the Android operating system. It’s not because I’m a Google fanboy (I’m not), but rather because I’ve worn glasses every day for most of my life and I’m fucking sick of them. My spectacles do nothing at all except make me see better (and maybe amplify a pre-existing aura of physical weakness), and after seeing this video I know that that is no longer enough. I now require them to make phone calls, provide directions, take HD video on voice command (of whatever I see), and basically do all the things that Siri does. Because progress! And who doesn’t want to do trapeze and skydive? I do, that’s who. And I’d never lose my phone because my phone is on my face. So just take my money already.

TAKE ANOTHER BREAK

  • Geebs

    What could possibly go wrong? I feel like I’ve seen this before: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d0TmXRrDpP8

  • http://warrenlanepictures.com Mike Babiarz

    HOLY MACKEREL!

  • Walnut
  • ACMESalesRep

    I’ll believe it when I actually see it available for purchase. Until then, it’s vapourware. Ridiculously expensive vapourware.

  • Scout Magazine

    I inhale vapourware. I just want what isn’t there. Always.

  • Scott

    I just sold everything I own and used all the money to buy stock in Google. Not only will this be insanely popular, but if the rest of the world is anything like my Mother, who loses her glasses on a monthly basis, the repeat buys are going to be huge.

  • John John

    It’s a segway for your face!

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