by Sean Orr | Locals’ most loathed tourist attractions. I remember The Only did something similar a while back. But yeah: the Steam Clock, the 23 dollar Capilano Suspension Bridge (when there’s one for free down the road), that stupid junk car parked at Robson & Thurlow, The Amsterdam Cafe, Granville Island…

Thank You for Medicating Me. Yes, please.

Ayn Rand’s Weird Creed No Longer a Joke. No shit. Though she lived out her days on government assistance, assholes everywhere still gravitate to her pseudo-pragmatic utopian vision. One need look no further for John Galt wannabes than in our own press.

Exhibit B: If more density means cheaper homes, why isn’t that working? Because there needs to be people actually living in those homes, bro. The Province has become such a caricature of itself. Check out the latest headline: ‘Goat man’ seen in mountains of Utah, witness says ‘it was real creepy’. Yeah, thanks for the heads up.

Unrelated: How the media shouldn’t cover a mass murder.

Unrelated: Congratulations, Canada, On Your Ongoing Housing Bubble.

Unrelated: The Sun inexplicably attacks the local food movement: Over-reliance on local food a prescription for disaster. This might be pertinent if most of all our food didn’t come from California and Mexico, but nice try.

Vancouver may get Nordstrom store. I would now like to direct you to a rough estimate on the amount of fucks I give.

Nudists feeling burned by Metro Vancouver’s lack of official ‘clothing-optional’ beaches. Yeah? Too bad. Try my beach.