by the Editors | Around the Scout office this morning, we learned about the Chinese drinking custom called “ganbei” and nearly barfed at the trailer for the Australian reboot of Red Dawn. We bridled at this news out of Syria and wanted one of these. We thought about how awesome it would be to find an old Citroën DS wrapped in the green embrace of a rainforest and were reminded of how Tucker Carlson is still a complete idiot. We found out that the Mexicans have just discovered a vaccine to “cure” heroin and rolled our eyes at how the youth of Utah were just dangerously screwed by people who don’t believe in dinosaurs. We smiled at these shitty jokes for graphic designers and considered, for the first time ever, making corn dog mini-muffins. We wondered if engineering students should pay more for their degrees than English majors and got feverishly bibliomaniacal at these rare book finds. We felt sorry for these alcoholic vervet monkeys on permanent vacation in St. Kitts and thought about driving across Mongolia. Only then did we get to work. Happy Friday, Scout readers. Make it count.