So thank goodness we don’t have to deal with either of them tonight! The two dolts aside, we hope you had a good Christmas break. Ours was freakin’ delicious, and sometimes exceptionally weird! The most giving gift of them all? Three packages of Re-Up BBQ’s smoked bacon from a thoughtful in-law. The thick strips were just now combined with lettuce, tomato and turkey between slices of french bread which I fried in a deep lake of spitting mad bacon fat (have a drool after the jump). We trust that you’ll be taking it easy for a few more days, but rest assured that we’ll be back at full strength after tonight’s game versus the Edmonton Oilers (thanks for permitting us the rare day off). Game notes: Keith Ballard is back; Luongo has a new retro mask; and the still Oilers suck hard. If you can’t catch the rough and tumble tussle, after which Vancouver might be leading the Northwest Division for the first time this season, check our Facebook page for the highlights later tonight…

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