DINER: On Cooking Fussy Little Foodie Dishes For You And All Your Asshole Friends

And we laughed and we cried. Via The Onion (who else?)

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6 Responses to “DINER: On Cooking Fussy Little Foodie Dishes For You And All Your Asshole Friends”

  1. Mike Mitchell on November 26th, 2011 7:49 pm

    That was fucking awesome. Now I really want to go blanch and crust my infused, micro suustainable sea bass and dig in.

  2. Paul D on November 26th, 2011 8:16 pm

    Great cooking tips. I think I’ll go and warm up a can of something unpretentious.

  3. Scout Magazine on November 26th, 2011 8:30 pm

    Revenge of the instant noodles…

  4. Matt R. on November 26th, 2011 10:24 pm

    … let me check with the tea sommelier.

  5. Matt R. on November 26th, 2011 10:29 pm

    A classic.

  6. Scout Magazine on November 26th, 2011 10:31 pm

    ^ One of my faves.