by Sean Orr | Tory MP who appeared in anti-bullying video once called homosexuality a sin. If only he had used the parlance of our times: “Hate the game, not the playa.”

The Fraser Institute-influenced flag-bearers of the ‘Nobody Gets a Free Lunch’ mantra write: Urban foraging: There’s a free lunch if you are willing to look for it. I’m willing to look for it. And I’m willing to bet there are some awesome meals in the office fridge at Granville Square.

And You Will Know Us by the Trail of Dead: Cleanup underway at former U.S. air base in B.C.. Oh, Ozymandias! “Half sunk, a shattered visage lies, whose frown, And wrinkled lip, and sneer of cold command, Tell that its sculptor well those passions read which yet survive, stamped on these lifeless things, The hand that mocked them and the heart that fed.”

House values skyrocket in Vancouver’s Cambie corridor. Or, ‘From Bakeries to Burger Joints: A Study on Why Nobody Cares about the Gentrification of Cambie Street’.

Occupy 12th and Cambie? That’s actually not a bad idea. There’s lots of green space and even an organic garden!

Meanwhile, 24 Hours gives editorial space to a blog that was started by a NPA council candidate. No conflict of interest there.

The Province, predictably, is even more partisan: Mayor must stand up for regular citizens. Because taxpayers, mortgage holders, teachers, students, artists, conservatives, postal workers, nurses, servers, environmentalists, journalists, catholics, Arabs, immigrants, celebrities, and billionaires, are all not regular.

If you can’t smell Post Media’s pungent perfume of fear from that editorial, just look at what they’d rather occupy your time with: Sexy, funny costumes make Halloween good time for romance. “Picture by Value Village”.

Dubgee raps on the Vancouver mayoral campaign trail. And that’s no Bullworth.

Bonus: Last Candidate Standing.Not your typical all candidates debate!