Because of course we do! Etsy maker EricaKnit out of Arizona custom knits every order for $450USD. I agree that that’s pretty steep (like “Beggar’s Canyon back home” steep), but to quote C-3PO, “He should be quite well protected. If he survived the freezing process, that is.” Check the back of it and the cute matching cap here. Should you be geeky enough to be remotely interested, put your order in now before the bleep bleep bloop, and may the women be with you.

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