by Sean Orr | Tim Hortons in Royal Columbian Hospital used as emergency room. This is probably exactly how Harper envisions health care in Canada; run by Tim Hortons. Unfortunately, whenever someone orders a triple-triple they got a triple-bypass instead.

Vancouver’s Downtown Chases out Kids. Fits nicely with the narrative of the Lotos Eaters. Throw in a destination casino complex and you’ve basically got Fuck City.

Meanwhile, mega casino company gave $2,500 to ruling Vision Vancouver. “We’ve not given any money to any political campaigns,” said Hicks in an article published Feb. 4. “At this stage of the game, we’re remaining neutral.” Oh, really?

Chinese investment surge hits Metro Vancouver housing market. Still no word on Gregor’s campaign musings to create a speculator tax on foreign investment.

Iran objects to London 2012 Olympics logo, claiming it spells word ‘Zion’. Damn, our logo only managed to piss off First Nations, and that’s like shooting sockeye in a barrel.

Suspect asked police to ‘shoot me’. Instead he got Tasered and died. Also, how come nobody took David Spade literally?

Small government movement gains support. I am hereby throwing my allegiance to the Conservatives.