OMG, the Tea Party people were right about Barack Obama being an Indonesian muslim!

Speaking of batshit crazy, North Korea proves more worrisome than it did yesterday, shelling South Korea in an effort to draw attention to its insanity.

But not to worry. U.S. nuke drivers are on the case, boozing on the job.

The saddest thing about American democracy in the 21st century? The damage that newly elected chump change officials can do is now global:

Illinois’s Shimkus says climate change is real, a fact he observed while traveling to Greenland. However, he told Politico, there’s no reason to worry, since God promised Moses after the great flood that he wouldn’t deluge the world again. “I do believe in the Bible as the final word of God,” he said. “And I do believe that God said the Earth would not be destroyed by a flood.”

Meanwhile, in saner pastures: “The fringes of the coldest continent are starting to feel the heat, with the northern Antarctic Peninsula warming faster than virtually any place on Earth. These rapidly rising temperatures represent the first breach in the enormous frozen dome that holds 90 percent of the world’s ice.”

Change train on the rails in Iran as parliamentarians try to legally oust Mahmoud Ahmadinejad. As Yoda would say, “Try? There is no try. Only do”. Keep give’ner.

Hope. Gay men who take new daily pill 44% less likely to become infected with H.I.V.

A female New Yorker on film reacting in real time to a subway flasher. “That’s it!” You’re getting fucking arrested. I’m not leaving your side. My plans are done for tonight. I’m escorting you to the police station. Oh fucking yes.”

Old media discovers Twitter, continues to implode.

Bonus: Nicholas Cage loses his shit.