by Sean Orr | Breaking news in Whiterock! Elderly woman ‘harassed’ for feeding birds. I demand a public inquiry!
Oh, hey look! Some old white guy is against immigration.
Maclean’s cover stirs flap in Quebec. Because nobody in Quebec has ever used a beaver to caricature Canada. Sorry Quebec, but symbols of national identity are not only fair game, but the norm. It’s just that yours happens to look like the Stay Puff Marshmallow Man.
Quick! Relaunch those red Olympic mittens! Uhh, what Quebec arena controversy?
Twitter: “Can you spare a buck for a bum to get a beer?” RIP Gassy Andy.
Twitter: The DTES must have one of the highest ironic shirts per capita this side of Alabama.
Tumblr: “Little known fact: all the lights in downtown Vancouver are powered by the tears of aspiring graphic designers.
Congrats to the UBC School of Journalism: Students win Emmy for investigative documentary.
Beer is Dead. Poetry is beer. Poetry is dead.