by [Anti-Foodie] | Can you believe this is actually real? It’s a tea kettle that’s been specifically designed for people with tiny penises and no friends. The thing connects to a local wi-fi network and automatically tweets when it has boiled. It’s called the Twettle.

Now I’d like to pretend that the naming process was more complex than it was but basically it was a choice between Twittle and Twettle. It was tough but the Twittle.com domain had already been taken so…..behold! The Twettle was born! (although we refer to it as Twattle in private).

I get it, because those who use it are total Twatters.