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Restaurant Encourages Clients To Have Sex In Its Bathrooms…

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We don’t quite know what to make of this news, which comes via the Huffington Post:

Visitors to Mildred’s Temple Kitchen, a restaurant in Toronto, Canada, are invited to spice up their love life this Valentine’s Day with a trip to the bathroom.

“Have you given any thought to moving beyond the bedroom?” patrons were asked in a not-too-subtle promotional e-mail.

The individual bathrooms will be open for sexual escapades from the 12-15th February. According to the manager, Rory Gallagher, a french maid will be working the toilets, making sure everything is “going smoothly and kept clean.”

“We’ve always had little trysts in our bathrooms,” co-owner Donna Dooher told The Toronto Star. “We’re taking it to the next level on Valentine’s weekend.” She added that customers are expected to bring their own condoms.

Perhaps surprisingly, Toronto’s Public Health food safety program manager said the restaurant wasn’t breaking any laws as long as there’s no intercourse in the kitchen and the bathrooms are kept clean.

“As far as bodily fluids, it’s pretty much similar to the other human functions going on in there,” said Chan, slightly undercutting the erotic value of the venture.

We know what you’re thinking – that it sounds like a new Joeys restaurant concept just waiting to happen – but it’s only a one-off promotion, and we don’t imagine we’ll see anything like it here. You might think it’s crass (and we’d agree), but the presence of the French maid really lends it all the class it needs.

There are 3 comments

  1. Well c’mon, we’ve pretty much all been there haven’t we?

    Haven’t we?