Xmas Wine: Santa Hates Pussies
Who needs to win friends and influence people when you can have more fun insulting them instead? Head to your next house party, favourite vintage in hand, all wrapped up in a clever bottle label. California card company Cerebral Itch is behind the snarky wine labels, which are easily removed once you’ve landed a few guffaws. All you cork dorks out there will be happy to hand over a bottle that reads “Don’t waste this wine on the uncultured palates of the other guests.” My favourite is a play on a classic Christmas Carol (pictured above). The front of the label says “You better watch out, you better not cry, you better not shout I’m telling you why…” while the back reads “Santa hates pussies. Merry Christmas.”
Check them out at www.cerebralitch.com, and find them locally at Moulé and Paper-Ya.